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Last week Jada found out from Flo, her Afterlife Advisor, that her penance also includes learning to deal with normal human emotions since she didn't do that when she was alive. Like Makayla Maroney above, Jada is not impressed. Here's her response.
FROM: stuck_in_nerd_hell@gmail.com
TO: florence@blueyonder.net
SUBJECT: Redact this!
This seriously bites! I’d try to sue or something, but I’m sure it wouldn’t do me any good and all the lawyers are probably in hell anyway. I also think your department should have to pay your own penance for a screw-up like this. I hope your computers get a virus that replaces all your records with knock-knock jokes and bad puns.
Jada
Just a guess here, but I don't think her new e-mail addy will pass muster either. Thanks for stopping by, and please leave me a comment. I love feedback!
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This is so so funny. I love her come backs and wit. Fantastic Six Joyce. :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL, love Jada. You put a wonderful visual with it too Joyce which made it even funnier I think LOL
ReplyDeleteall the lawyers are in hell - according to my devil's agents anyway. Interesting technique to move the story along
ReplyDeleteLOL, Jada is so much fun! Love the email addy!
ReplyDeleteThe lawyer crack always gets me. :)
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